remedium amoris

// introduction: • full name // debbie april lam
• nicknames // china, crouching tiger hidden dragon, deb-e, debiecus, debster, dr. seuss, grace slick, lucy liu, mail order bride, meg, pb, r kelly, satan, yellow
• birth // 04.04.87 / mississauga, ontario, canada
• ethnicity // asian - oriental - chinese
• location // residing in kingston, ontario / hometown - mississauga, ontario
• academics // queen's university - cognitive science - bachelor of computing - second year
• employment // queen's itsc - it support
• extracurricular // compsa social affairs commissioner elect
• contacts // deb.eee@gmail.com [msn/email] 5dl9@queensu.ca [queens]

// random pleasures: • alphabetizing and organizing everything possible
• benefitting from benefit cosmetics and their punny items
• composing epic tales and being overly dramatic
• designing pointless web sites for my own personal amusement
• envisioning powerful and emotional situations synchronized with music
• feeling the heat emitted from freshly pressed clothing
• getting exactly sixty dollars worth of gasoline with the use of the pump
• having new goals, ideas and concepts in mind
• imitating the world around me through vocal impersonations
• keeping a diary or calendar of my life and reviewing it at another time
• letting those who feel welcome feel the wrath of a locked door
• mopping the kitchen floor with the scented cleaning solution
• presenting my thoughts through facial expressions and quick eye movements
• questioning all that is seemingly illogical
• receiving firm handshakes and cursing at the weak
• singing old whitney houston songs in the shower
• trifling with the head hair of others - especially those with little head hair
• using the power of heat to shrink new clothing
• verbally abusing the english language with terrible puns
• writing and speaking in time and rhyme
• yelling at the movie screen when an illogical event takes place

// random loathing: • anticipating an event to the point of frustration
• being physically asian with the obligation of acting asian
• consuming anything citrus following a teeth brushing session
• drumming with rubber gripped sticks
• encountering rebels of personal hygiene
• forcing myself to answer to alterations of my first name
• gazing at a wall infested with smiling bunnies
• hearing the word "daddy!" cried in a shrill voice
• imagining my fatal end while boarding a form of transit
• justifying the actions of injust customers for the sake of a sale
• listening to the insane and illogical rantings of family members
• making plans with the opposite sex
• noting the spelling and grammatical errors of others
• ordering food or alcohol over the telephone
• procrastinating with no reason or purpose
• regretting past actions and drowning myself in sorrow
• sitting in the drivers seat with the knowledge that somebody creepy is staring
• tolerating the comb-overs of the elderly
• watching teen comedy or movies directed to the marijuana consumed generation
• yielding to upper management despite the continuous loss in dignity

// favoured artists: • clive barker
• alessandro bavari
• gian lorenzo bernini
• jacques louis david
• theodore gericault
• h.r. giger
• hatsushika hokusai
• pablo picasso

// favoured reads: • the bacchae » euripedes
• dark dreams » roy hazelwood
• hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy » douglas adam
• the iliad; » homer translated by richmond lattimore
• jesper » carol matas
• the last victim » jason moss
• lords of chaos: the bloody rise of the satanic metal underground » michael moynihan & didrik søderlind
• a midsummer night's dream » william shakespeare
• pride and prejudice » jane austen

// comic relief: • bad art collection
• everything must be beaten
• ghost world
• grrl scouts
• filler bunny
• i feel sick
• johnny the homicidal maniac
• squee
• stupid comics

// favoured films: • amelie
• american history x
• the boondock saints
• a clockwork orange
• crash
• donnie darko
• fear and loathing in las vegas
• fight club
• goodfellas
• leon (the professional)
• lock, stock, and two smoking barrels
• the matrix
• the nightmare before christmas
• ocean's eleven
• schindler's list
• snatch
• trainspotting
• the usual suspects
• v for vendetta

// favoured actors: • george clooney
• robert de niro
• johnny depp
• ewan mcgregor
• liam neeson
• edward norton
• brad pitt
• jason statham
• hugo weaving

// favoured actresses: • julie andrews
• helena bonham carter
• kate hudson
• scarlett johansson
• angelina jolie
• natalie portman
• charlize theron

// favoured directors: • tim burton
• david fincher
• guy richie
• bryan singer
• the wachowski brothers

// binge: apples, bagels [cream cheese], bananas, bbq pork, broccoli [asian], cafe mocha, canteloupe, cauliflower, cereal [nesquik], cherry flavoured lollipops, chicken fingers, chicken noodle soup, chicken sandwiches, chicken teriyaki, chocolate ice cream, cream of mushroom soup, crepes, cucumbers, curly fries, honeydew, hummus, instant noodle, mango, miso soup, oranges, papaya, peaches, pears, perogies, pho, pitas, rice, rotisserie chicken, sauteed mushrooms, steak [rare], unagi

// purge: blackberries, broccoli [european], candy, crab, fish, licorice, lobster, milk chocolate, mints, mustard, octopus, olives, oreo cookies, pig's blood, pickles, raspberries, shark, shrimp, simulated bacon bits, soda, strawberries, squid, sugar, tripe

// the cursed box: 48 hours, a&e biography, cold case files, family guy, grey's anatomy, invader zim, the simpsons, south park

// favoured talents: air, beady belle, the beatles, bjork, black dice, the blood brothers, blue man group, the boards of canada, burzum, cream, dark funeral, death from above 1979, the dillinger escape plan, emperor, the end, everything but the girl, frank sinatra, from fiction, frou frou, the gathering, godspeed you black emperor, gorgoroth, heart, jeff buckley, jefferson airplane, josh groban, krieg, led zeppelin, the locust, marduk, the mars volta, mayhem, michael jackson, nargaroth, nightwish, opeth, orchid, pink floyd, the postage stamps, pulp, radiohead, the red light sting, queen, the shins, sigur ros, the smashing pumpkins, sonic youth, the streets, syd barrett, tchaikovsky, thievery corporation, ulver, weezer, weltmacht, xasthur, yes, zero 7